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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My parents did the usual stuff like let guests smoke in the house while we were babies and whacked us with a wooden spoon if we got really out line, etc.  However, I was friends with a girl whose mom was a RAGING alcoholic.  As a kid, I didn't really know what that meant, but she was definitely the "cool mom" because she'd let us eat as much junk food as we wanted, lived in a house with a huge trampoline (which of course had no safety net), and gave no shits about stuff like letting my friend's little brother shoot BB guns all day instead of going to school or whether or not her kids did their homework.  This woman somehow ended up becoming a Girl Scout leader, and one day picked me up for a camping weekend in her huge station wagon.  When I got in, she said I had the important job of taking care of her "luggage" on the way there.  Her "luggage" consisted of a case of beer and two cartons of Virginia Slims.  She also had an open can of beer between her knees. [b]At 8:30 am.  My mom--who was normally pretty uptight--kind of rolled her eyes and told me to have fun on the trip. [/b] [/quote]

Translation: mom had some really fun plans and wanted to get you out of the house ASAP[/quote]

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