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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]We installed a “flatulence patio” during our latest renovation. It is essentially a courtyard in the middle of our house which is accessible from all the major living quarters, open to the sky and well-ventilated. Anyone who needs to “toot” excuses themselves, goes to the patio, and takes care of it before returning. Expensive? Yes. But worth it for our family.[/quote] A fartio?[/quote] NP. PP's family may call it a fartio but the classier term they use when inviting guests to use it is a flatio. They have to introduce the concept to them so they don't wonder what the rules are to randomly walking through this atrium/why the doors are randomly opening and closing without anyone seeming to actually use the area. OP, did you use a farchitect to help you design it?[/quote]
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