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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I keep reading horror stories about kangaroos punching people and stealing dogs. Today I read an article that showed this dead-eyed kangaroo, standing over a dog he was drowning for fun, looking like a psychopathic, roided-out mutant rabbit. No one is talking about this. On the contrary, we tell our kids that kangaroos are adorable and have cute baby pouches. What's with the kangaroo lobby selling us cute cartoons while our allies down under live in terror of these beasts? I can't be the only American to have undergone this slow and shocking realization that everything I'd been told about kangaroos is a lie.

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Kangaroos are very terrifying until you've been lunged at and spit on by a llama. Ilama awareness is now my sole focus. I'm sorry I don't have time right now for kangaroo kerfuffles. [/quote]

Same. But not llamas. It's the enormous cave crickets that descend on our house in the fall. They are terrorizing us in the basement. I swear they stalk me from room to room. [/quote]

If you can't handle a few cave crickets, you are a sissy. Even if it's 100 of them. [/quote]

100 cave crickets is nightmare fuel.[/quote]

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