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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I wish I could talk about what just happened on our vacation but specifics are so insane that they would put me to my in-laws. Suffice it to say-there were loud accusations of lies regarding who ate what, a reprisal of a beach house argument from 10 years ago over dinner, switched flights and early departures, and, finally-a wish (prayer?) that one member of the party learn to keep their mouth shut included during grace. [/quote]

"Dear Lord we are so blessed to have our Ricky and Martin here with their beautiful children. Thank you for the lovely beach house and this food even though 10 years ago we were graciously making a delicious meal of leftover potato salad that had only been out for 8 hours and a steak to split-- ample food my lord-- but then Ricky's wife, what's her name, ordered pizza, and insulted thy gracious and generous food provision with pepperoni and extra cheese.

"We do thank you for the food this week but we know that Martin's wife - what's her name - has taken all of our sanka and melba toast and keeps it in her room to snack on but then lies about having our sanka and melba toast, oh lord. We implore you to give her guidance, in your graciousness for her (what's her name!?) to please keepeth her mouth shut for the rest of the trip. Oh lord. In thy name. AMEN. "[/quote]

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