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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Burger King Lady[/quote] I spend way too much time on DCUM. How do I not know this lady?[/quote] DP. BK Lady is my favorite, but she hasn't been seen around these parts lately. Plans and serves lovely and abundant meals in her lovely home, but only once a day. If you're a houseguest and get hungry at some point between the 2PM Thanksgiving dinner and lunch the next day, you may waddle on down to the Burger King and/or gas station for a chili cheese dog double bacon cheeseburger, or you may help yourself to a beautiful, healthy piece of fruit from the fruit bowl and eat it OUTSIDE. You may not enter her pristine kitchen and make yourself a snack lest you get fingerprints on her stainless steel appliances or drop crumbs that will attract ants. [/quote]
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