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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I’m from the Deep South. I would recognize a fake accent and fake speech pattern and wonder what was wrong with the speaker. Tell your DH he isn’t fooling anyone. You don’t become southern. A cat could have kittens in an oven but it wouldn’t make them biscuits. [/quote] Lol!![/quote] I would just start using all the Southern expressions you can, way over the top. I love the cat and kittens one. Also: tell him "that dog won't hunt." "A hit dog hollers." "She looks madder than a wet hen." "God willing and the creek don't rise." "We're in high cotton." "All hat, no cattle." "like a duck on a June bug." "high on the hog." Say "I reckon" as much as possible. Just go way overboard and use the absolute hickest, fakest Southern accent you can. Channel your inner Foghorn Leghorn. [/quote]
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