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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The head injury denier.  The keeper just took a knee to the noggin and can't stand up straight, but that dizziness will just go away.  She's just a little foggy, but stay in there because the game is close.

The everything is a concussion mom.  My U12 daughter headed a volleyball at practice last night to learn proper form, but woke up tired today.  Wonder if she might have a concussion. May as well see the Dr again today.

The tent guy. DC is hot in the summer, but not in this tent its not.  There are glampers in the Sahara with less protection from the sun. Wait till you see the size of my umbrella, dude.  Want something from my Yeti cooler?  It still has ice from last summer.

Big hat lady.  That square meter of brim on ladies' golf hats has nothing on my sombrero, yo.

The overzealous chaperone.  If there's chaperonin' that needs a doin', I'm there.  Free trip!

Chaperone with free-range kids. Yes, I'm watching the girls, but I thought it would be okay for them to walk to the gas station to get some snacks.  There isn't much around, so it must be safe.  Check in with me in the morning.

The over-hydrator. Johnny looked tired today.  Wonder if it's because he didn't drink enough today.  I'm half way thru my third gallon of the day.  Where's the porta-potty?

The snack mom.  Orange slices anyone?  Ma, we're U19 and we stopped that when we left rec soccer. But we did like your big-ass donuts you brought after practice to celebrate a birthday.

The car pooler.  Ya, I'll drive again.  You ever gonna take a turn?

New gear dad.  Isn't this like the fourth pair of $250 Nike's Tommy has worn this season?  It is only March, how is that possible?

The fashionista.  Yes, I'm wearing high heels on the sideline, carrying a purse that costs as much as this season's club dues.

The anti-fashionista.  Yes, I'm in sweats and sneakers, and you're lucky I threw on a bra today.  The ponytail's for you.

The team treasurer. Yes, I may or may not work for some undisclosed three-letter government agency, but club finances require me to have your PayPal credentials and ability to withdraw directly from your checking account.  You owed this month, too, but I fixed your shortfall.

The nutritionist.  Can the kids really eat this close to a game/this soon after a game/between games/this early in the morning/this late at night?

The speeder.  You've been to Poolesville a hundred times to play on a horse pasture, but you still get a speeding ticket mailed to you.  Every.  Year.

And we're all going to miss all of it when the kids are grown and gone . . .[/quote]

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