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[quote=Anonymous]Her head is growing bald Her feet are twice her size She says it's not her fault She's got Marty Feldman eyes She'll turn the sprinklers on you And dry you off with her thighs She'll confuse the hell out of you She's got Marty Feldman eyes And she'll woo you Then she'll moon you And forget to pull her pants up She's obnoxious And she knows it And she knows how to blow her nose up All the boys think she's fried She's got Marty Feldman eyes[/quote]
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