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[quote=Anonymous]Oh, let them have the master. Before you leave, tell them which spot in the bed is the firmest to have sex and let them know where you keep your lube and toys just in case they want to get a little freaky. Tell Pops not to mind the tampons and help himself to DH's Viagra in the medicine cabinet. After all, sharing is caring! Leave your panties on the floor next to the bed and ask them if they wouldn't mind throwing them in the wash for you and the bedsheets too while they're at it since you and DH had sex in the bed just before they came. You wouldn't want them to have to put up with the wet spots. Ta ta. See you in a few days. Thanks for watching the kids... (Shut door, run to car.) [/quote]
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