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[quote=Anonymous]NEW GROUP TEXT SAVED RIDEORDIE V3
Hey Nanci and Kimberlee!

Surprise, tt's me, Jane, from the wine aisle down at the BEWDA HEB yesterday. Nance, remember we started talking after our eyes met when we both reached for the same bottle of Hard Chard and then I INSISTED we exchange numbers right then and there?!

Well HERE I AM?!

Kimber, you were a little harder to track down, especially since you kept trying to inch further away after insisting you were just there to grab a bottle of champagne for somebody's birthday party <wink emoji wink emoji wink emoji> but you learned pretty quickly that I have one hell of a grip for a skinny girl who porch drinks. Besides, MY TEAM has SKILLZ equal to a hunting hound and it looks like you and Ashelee's SIL are friends on Facebook, so...ANYWAY.

I've decided you're all going to be my RIDE OR DIES and I won't take no for an answer.
HERE WE ALL ARE! PRESH!

Someone named Ashlee - or it might be Ashli or Ashley - I have SO MANY people working for me it is sometimes hard to count them all - will be reaching out to you to confirm that you're my new friends from HEB, so just say yes and go ahead and sign the doc called "friend agreement". No need to read through all the boring legal blah blah, it's just to protect me because of CELEBRITY STATUS then we can get on with THE SHENANIGANS.

Tra la la!

I've made Brunch REZZIES and MY TEAM will be sending you an advance list of approved discussion topics as well as a list of prohibited subjects, like who really bought my ADORBS woodland green Kitchen-Aid. Ahem.

By the way, only I, Jane Capstitcher, can say "REZZIES." Everyone else has to call them plain old reservations or just refer to them as "brunch plans." #specialsnowflake

There will be a line item in there about "Jane would love your input" but just ignore that. Part of the wonder and glory of being one of my new RIDE OR DIES is never having to lead a conversation unless it starts with a compliment about how AH-MAY-ZING I look and an immediate request for a link to buy what I'm wearing.

Brunch will be NEXT LEVEL. We'll order ALL THE THINGZ and I'll photograph our spoons together and then eat half a strawberry washed down with seven mimosa. More for you gals - and trust me, I envy how you NON-CELEBS don't have to worry about your figures.

I know you can't wait. [/quote]

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