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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Dewdrops on Bluebonnets and whiskers on Trevor - WHO IS TOTALLY STILL MY BOYFRAN - these are a few of my favorite things.

I get asked BY SO MANY OF YOU what my favorite products are. So many of you droolings slide into my DMs asking for recommendations for everything from hair products (I know, I don't understand it either tee hee) to the best way to clean that black stuff that grows on the molding around the inside of your refrigerator door. And, I know you meant "black stuff" in the most inclusive, non-racist way but I do want to take this moment, to use MY PLATFORM to let you know that there are kinder ways to talk about fridge fungus that don't highlight your glaring white fragility, COMMUNITY.

AnyHOO beleagureds. The point is that EV-REE-ONE sees little ole Jane Leopolda Kringenschmitze (that's what @thetrevorbarrettproject calls me) <heart eyes emoji heart eyes emoji heart eyes emoji> as a lifestyle expert so here I am saluting smartly with my latest round of Jane Capsticher favorite things - #sponsoredbyschillABLE #FLOPLPartner #linkinstories

You'll find all my shopping links in one tidy little place, so go to town, droolings. GO. TO. TOWN. Mama's got eyelash extensions to pay for.

In addition to my favorite LIFE CHANGING edibles to everyone's favorite mamaw shoes - fine they're ugly AF but very bunion friendly IYKYK - you'll find jewels like my undereye concealer - I recommend the shades 'Zinc oxide 2.0' and 'Light Brite' for that maximum pop of...um, color...to accentuate your delicate under eye area, and some fun, easy ways to improve your home's aesthetic, like Scarybird Press-On Wallpaper Sheets and the Joyful Empty Nester line of affordable glassware.

Of course, my list of favorite beach reads is there, too, like 'Church Hurt - It's not you, it's them" and "Affiliate Marketing for Dummies" and "The real truth about why I love corn." And, for those of you who haven't snagged your copies of "This changes the Wi-Fi password," TREVOR'S LATEST 'best seller' or preordered my latest, "A-WOKE" then I'll be ramming those down your throat - figuratively of course - once again.

Tra la la. Happy shopping!

Also, gentle reminder - for the HUNDREDS OF YOU who try to talk to me while I'm sashaying through the Buda HEB, please respect my privacy. If I don't make eye contact or if I'm wearing my super large Shein sunglasses indoors, that's a clear sign that I'm not willing to be "on." Or, that I've range drunk too many glasses of Black Box Sauv Blanc while rage scrolling Joanna Gaines' Instagram feed. Celebrities need their space, too, droolings and have pity on YA GIRL - my ABLE-TOE makes sashaying darn uncomfortable sometimes so just let me be me.[/quote]

Trust me.  Big Sis’ jealousy of Joanna Gaines is pathological.[/quote]

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