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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Maya
Max[/quote]

You are an artsy type, while your husband is more traditional. He chose Max, you chose Maya. The kids are close in age and you have done the whole attachment parenting thing...co-sleeping, babywearing, breast feeding, clothe diapering, and home made baby food....and it has nearly killed you. You are worn out, cranky, and wishing you had spaced the kids out a bit more, but you were worried about fertility issues since that has been issue for a lot of your friends. Your husband keeps begging you to get a housekeeper or to consider getting a part-time sitter so you can catch up on some rest. He tries his best to help out but his job is demanding and his patience is thin. If he was at home all of the time, things would be done differently, but he doesn't want to upset you any more than you already are. He is worried that you will eventually have some sort of breakdown because he's never seen you so haggard and stressed. Max is clingy and doesn't want anything to do with your husband which doesn't help the situation. Maya is sweet, but high strung. You miss having time to paint and write. You miss going to movies and playing board games with friends. You pretend to like the other crunchy mamas in the AP playgroup, but most of them are smelly and crude or mild and mousy. You miss being around creative, quirky, and energetic people. Your fear is that this stage will never end and if one more person tells you to savor this time with your babies, you will hit them. You have a bedside stash of dark chocolates, twizzlers, and mentos. [/quote]

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