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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Edward
Claire
Henry[/quote]

You hate your children's names. You're not sure when that happened, or if one ruins the bunch for you, but there it is. You also hate that your DH called Clair "Claire Bear" as if it's at all original. It's not. Claire and Henry are quite close and you are confused by that because you thought the two boys would be close. You keep trying to push them together and DH keeps telling you to back off. Sometimes you look down at your sensible loafers and turtleneck and wonder when you became this minivan driving mother of three with awful names. You want to get on anti-depressants but don't quite understand how health insurance works and are scared DH will find out. You have sex with him twice a week because you feel it's your wifely duty, but you're not really into it and fake it often.[b] Last time you were trying to figure out if there was some way you could use a hidden projection screen of some sort to read your book on the ceiling while DH pumped away, but couldn't figure out the page-turning issue. [/b]

Claire is a lovely girl who gets lots of compliments on her behavior, but she doesn't understand why her mother doesn't really seem to love her. She consoles herself with her father's love, and when she hits puberty will console herself with attention from the wrong boys. Towards the end of high school Claire will have an abortion, and the only person she'll tell is Henry, who will drive her. [/quote]

I think this sentence applies to 75% of DCUMers. The other 25% are trying to watch The Daily Show.[/quote]

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