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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Frederick[/quote]

He's got dimples and a cowlick. Once at Home Depot you turned around for 3 seconds and when you looked for him he was gone. Finally he yelled "Hi Mom!" and waved from above. He'd scaled the shelving they have and was sitting high up above. A Home Depot worker had to go get a ladder to get him down. He does things like this at people's houses too which is why you no longer get invitations, though you think it's just that everyone is very busy.

You have zero sex drive and don't understand the people who have one. You read a lot about fertility and got disappointed to find out you had to have sex more than once a month when trying to get pregnant.

DH would love to have more sex but isn't very good looking so isn't getting any on the side. Also, he has an anger problem and you don't know this but when he went to that big game at Miami Ohio, he got in a fight with some drunk guy and almost got arrested. DH is sad that Frederick isn't well-liked. DH's shoes often come untied throughout the course of the day and you can not understand why he's not capable of tying them so they stay tied. You have had fights about this. [/quote]

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