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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]A driver, bicyclist and pedestrian walk into a bakery. The baker brings them a plate of 12 cookies. The driver quickly snatches up 11 cookies, turns to the pedestrian and says, “Watch out! The bicyclist is going to steal your cookie!”[/quote]

Here’s a better analogy. A bakery has three lines: one for drivers, one for cyclists, and one for pedestrians. The cyclist walks in and says “finally, a dedicated line for cyclists,” and gets his cookie. Not satisfied with one cookie, the cyclist then gets in the driver line.[b] Instead of waiting his turn, the cyclist cuts to the front of the line while giving everyone the middle finger and gets another cookie[/b]. The cyclist still wants another cookie, so he goes to the pedestrian line and bullies everyone out of the way while angrily screaming “on your left.”[/quote]

Sounds like one of the ANC commissioners who flipped the middle finger to a business that opposed the Connecticut Ave bike lanes.[/quote]

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