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[quote=Anonymous]We also do the 'omg did u hear that??' followed by a deafening, lengthy fart. I think I'm one level worse because I actually lean sideways and shake, flap, or jiggle my bum cheek to get different sounds. Often I will start to move and my dh now knows what I'm doing and as I put one hand back to squeeze the cheek, he will grab it and hold the cheek 'open' to wreck the fart so it isn't as loud, which disappoints me. Yes I just admitted the worst problem in our marriage: my husband gets back at me by wrecking my farts. We have a lot of fun though. Only problem is that we have children now and really are trying to teach the whole 'mummy and daddy lol at home but we don't do this in public' thing...[/quote]
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