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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Does no one on here find it the least bit odd that you would be telling the woman you're trying to stick your penis in that you in fact gay because you touched your buddy's dick with your hand in the ninth grade?

Here's how that conversation goes

"Sweetie, before I bang your ham wallet with my meat bat, I'd like to tell you that I'm gay."

"You're gay?"

"Yes, because the people on DCUM forums said that anyone who at any time did anything sexual with a man, they are totally and completely gay and into men."

"But you are trying to have sex with me - a woman. And you had a girlfriend before me and one before that?"

"Doesn't matter, I'm gay.  No bringt those titties over here!"[/quote]
You actually wrote a script. Really! Sheesh! Desperate gay-denial guy is back everyone! Do us a favor. Keep your day job. Your script is beyond silly. We'd prefer real life. While sweating over the big reveal, gay DH gets DW liquored up, turns to her and says, back in the day I had no problem with sword fighting with meat bats. DW responds WTF!... Silence. [b]DH picking his head off the floor is just glad that gun control is an issue right now and there's no loaded weapons in the house.[/b] DH remembers to next time not be so stupid and tell DW that he's gay. Dear ex-wife, that is.[/quote]

If I had the slightest doubt whether I should tell my wife about my same sex experience you've put the issue to bed for me. I do have loaded guns in my house.

Thanks buddy! [/quote]

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