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[quote=Anonymous]The day before the 2008 presidential election, I got out of a client meeting to discover a flurry of frantic voice mail messages from my mother left during my 1 hour meeting.  I called her back immediately imagining all sorts of horrible scenarios that could have prompted the calls.  The following conversation ensued.

Me: Mom, what's wrong? Is everything ok?!
Mom: I've been trying to get in touch with you because I need you to do me a favor before tomorrow!
Me: Of course - what is it?
Mom: I need you to get on The Googles and use it to organize poll workers to take a paper recorded exit poll of all the voters in the places where there is no paper ballot for the election.  I'm sure that those electronic machines are rigged and they are going to steal it if we don't write people's votes down!
Me: Ummmmm, Mom..... The Internet is not made of MAGIC.  It really isn't possible for me to do that.
Mom: of course it is!  People do things like that ALL THE TIME these days!!

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