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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Possibly the bear darted out [b]in front of a vehicle which hit and killed it.[/b]

Prefer that scenario over possibility of a barbaric intent to remove organ parts from the poor bear. Sheesh.[/quote]

And so then the nice person pulled over, got out of the vehicle, and checked to see if the bear would survive. Seeing it was dead, they very helpfully took an industrial-sized garbage bag out of their trunk, tidily wrestled the bear inside, and left it in the ditch. Of course they planned to call animal control or waste management to take care of the discarded bear, but what with the rising costs of housing and recent political upheaval in the Middle East, they totally forgot they killed and bagged a bear that morning.

Or maybe it was some fine fellow out on a walk who found the dead bear. Aghast, he pulled an industrial-sized trash bag out of his pocket, wrestled the bear into it, and then completely forgot what he did as he wandered off.

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"Sheesh." People aren't jumping to bear parts because they are ghoulish, but because they don't live in Fantasyland.[/quote]

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