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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]They should make it a crime to retrieve your carryon if there’s an evacuation. [/quote] The hall monitors from DCUM would be busy filming people getting their carryons.[/quote] Yep. Karen, Amy, Barb, Karan and Karren would all be standing there shoulder to shoulder, blocking the aisles, phones in hand, shooting vertical video of anyone who tried to grab anything as they left the plane. Especially men. Because that’s how the patriarchy is perpetuated, don’tcha know! They’d keep everyone on the plane until most died of smoke inhalation. Then they’d flee to the ext door. Later, their H’s (who are all BigLaw) will sue the airline out of existence. Then they’d create a memorial foundation, and have events where they could serve pallets of boxed NZ Chardonnay, and complain about Trump and Israel. [/quote]
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