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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The Woke Warrior of Harvard

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Cambridge, there ruled a queen named Gai who cared not for the real work of running a university - educating young minds. Nay, Queen Gai cared only for trumpeting woke platitudes and promoting social justice causes.

Queen Gai came to the throne by whining the loudest about the lack of "diversity" in the administration. The spineless regents bowed to her demands and named Gai the new president of Harvard, hoping to appease the mob. But none had actually read her nonsensical papers on "microaggressions in classroom chalk use" or "decolonizing science by rejecting objectivity of the scientific method."

As president, Queen Gai set about dismantling Harvard's once-great institutions. Departments were renamed, admissions standards lowered, and professors who dared question her edicts were sacked. Harvard's star grew dim as alumni and donors fled this new regime of woke nonsense.

The final straw came when Queen Gai announced Harvard would offer a new degree in Intersectional Feminist Dance Therapy. After discovering she plagiarized the first course by copying aboriginal tribes in Borneo via a plethora of ancient YouTube videos The regents had no choice but to relieve Queen Gai of her duties, though they lacked the courage to fire her outright.

And so Queen Gai remains at Harvard as a tenured professor, clinging to her throne in the gender studies department, convinced she is leading a new enlightenment - while all around watch in disbelief as this once august institution descends into farce.

The morale we learn, dear reader? Beware when an ideologue grasps the reins of power through which realms of sanity are diminished in the name of "progress."

The end! [/quote]

:lol:  Nice!  [/quote]

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