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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Most older men have beer guts. Very rarely do they stay in shape. And they give off an angry Trumper vibe. And they honestly blame women their own age for why they have ED. Viagra was invented for a reason. And it's not because they can't get turned on by women their own age, which many claim. [/quote] This response feels oddly specific.[/quote] This guy I worked with told me the funniest f'ing story, he was 50ish... he went to a bar and picked up a young chick with a super hot bod. They went home and she was in heals and simply dropped her dress (dress on the floor vibes) and he said "your gonna need to do a little more than that" She pulled up the dress and said, "honey did you also make your wife feel like that thing not working properly was her fault, no I don't need to do more, go see your doctor" and then she walked out. He said, truthfully, he realized ... dang I need to go to the doctor. 1st time he realized it wasn't his wife's fault. [/quote] #neverhappened.[/quote] Right - PP, that dude was telling you a joke. He told it in the first person to enhance the delivery, but it was still just a joke. [/quote]
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