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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]FLESHLIGHT and YOUPORN. Amazon is still open

You are not getting sex at home. You cannot have go to your AP either. You can't boink your Co-Worker.  You cannot get a happy ending massage.  You cannot go to a prostitute either. In fact, you are in a sexual famine shitshow, the likes of which you have never seen before. Even HIV was not that limiting and you could use condoms and carry on somewhat.

[b]There is no support group for you guys,  Not even a groupon. [/b][/quote]

Oh yes there is.  Ever hear of AshleyMadison and the likes?  I could re-activate my account there anytime and find someone inside of a few weeks.[/quote]

Ha ha! Social distancing, my friend. You cannot hook up with anyone physically now, and your wife canno stand you.  Even a HAZMAT suit will not help.  Besides, you are middle aged dudes, probably middle class or below, most vulnerable to die from COVID or even lose your job.

My suggestion was practical from all aspects - social distancing, your saggy balls, your pathetic bank-balance. If you were people of means, you would get a trophy wife You are not Trump. Even he has not been able to get his sex for free. Either he had to marry starlets and East Europeans and pay alimony or whatever, or he had to pay prostitutes and porn stars.

Embrace this new world. 
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