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[quote=Anonymous]Bewildereds.

What happened is...BTW, I think I should start all of my Instalicious posts with these three adorable little words because, well...doesn't it make me sound SO FETCH? 
Anyhoo droolings, what you need to know is this: @thetrevorbarrettproject - who is totally heterodSEGsual and totally still my BOYFRIEND, hi babbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <insert winky face emoji insert heart eyes emoji insert eggplant emoji> went to the US Open, which for those of you who aren't one half of a supercool urban It Couple might not know, is a tennis tourney. @thetrevorbarretproject and I are now elite tennis people and we won't be taking questions but that's mostly because neither one of us understands the rules of tennis and TBH we spent most of the time talking selfies and trying to get Trev's bandana angle just the exact PERFECT way and we didn't really watch the game anyway. LOLZ

BTW, a black bandana worn as a hat and indoor Biden shades are TOTALLY De Riguer at the US Open but only if you're a SIX FOOT TWO BLACK MAN which Trevor is so there.

This part is SO HILARIOUS: When the announcer would say "40 Love" I'd cozy up to Trevor - BECAUSE HE IS MY BOYFRIEND and everyone sitting within a 30-foot radius needs to know that- and he would ADORABLY sigh "Jennifer Lynn King" and then start talking about the ball boys and how he's not ready to take things to the next level so so IDK. He is a SIX-FOOT-TWO BLACK MAN - in case you didn't know that -  who doesn't feel safe in Bewda and every time I bring up moving to Nash - everybody who's anybody SO calls it that - he starts mumbling things about his single friends still not being 100 percent comfortable with sharing him with the Janester. Le sigh. That's French, droolings. After all, I'm fancy now because someone comped my expensive tennis tickets. Live vicariously through me, beleaguereds. I am here for that. So, so here.

ICMYI, Trevor has a new book coming out soon. It's all about...well, actually droolings, I'm not sure what exactly it's about but WORDS ON PAGES, community. There will be raw emotion, joy, and vibes. The substance really isn't all that important, now is it? PREORDER at the link in my bio, and the post pinned to the top of my Facebook page, and on janecapsticher.com.

It's not important that Trev hasn't appropriately thanked me because we are IN A RELATIONSHIP and MY TEAM told me...well, never mind that. We are tennis people now and musicals, musicals, musicals. Buy Trev's book and then buy it again when we go on our book tour. That's right. We're coming for you, COMMUNITY. To Drooble Harbor, Razzencrach, and Higglesborogh - all the QUAINT little places where we can really pack 'em in down in Lutheran church basements. I know you can't wait.

Speaking of musicals, my bewildered dewdrops, drop everything and GET THEE TO NYC. I have deep, deep feelings that this is what you need to do THIS MINUTE. Family responsibilities? Pfft. I left my roomie a jar of peanut butter and strict instructions not to even look in the direction of my sparkling water and she's FINE. LACK OF FUNDS for an impromptu plane ticket or tickets to a Broadway show? Well, I really can't relate to that but all I have to say is YOLO and tra la la.

Please enjoy the photo montage of poorly-focused random snaps, including that HILARIOUS albeit slightly unflattering snap of me squinting at a menu - NYC bistro, natch - that proves I don't just take selfies and that I HAVE A BOYFRIEND that takes random and adorable pics of me.

Don't you just love love and elite tennis? Tell me about it in the comments to boost my engagement I mean continue the conversation because COMMUNITY.[/quote]

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