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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Tara[/quote]

You were always best friends with the most popular girl. You did her dirty work, and she used you. Your mother always hated that the two of you were friends. You always begged your parents to buy you whatever the latest fashions were, no matter how ugly. When you got into a different college your mother was relieved, but you just repeated the pattern. You tried to get into 3 different sororities, but nobody wanted you. You ate two pints of Ben & Jerrys that weekend, and seriously considered killing yourself, or at least dropping out of college. Your dad consoled you by buying you a car.

When you found out you were pregnant with a girl, you vowed she would be the most popular, so you gave her a popular name. You have four pairs of Tory Burch flats. You practice name-dropping all kinds of proper nouns into conversations while  you stand in the bathroom mirror after your showers. DH has heard you whispering once or twice and asked about it but you never tell him. He is concerned about how superficial Tara is becoming but doesn't know how to address it. He's tried to get her interested when he changes the oil in the car to no avail. You initiate sex every night before Book Club so you can brag to the girls that you and DH are still doing it, and that you initiate. You also imply you go down on DH but the truth is you only do that on Steak & BJ Night in March, plus when you want something big, like that time you wanted him to buy a horse for Tara. You swallow and are proud of that. [/quote]

Wow, got a problem with the Tara in your life?[/quote]

Lol, nope. Just tired of everyone else who does these making everyone perfect. I see Tara as a little bit of a trashy name. But only a smidge trashy.[/quote]

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