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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Nell
Audrey[/quote]

Neil always hated his name. He is on the wimpy/uncoordinated side, and you even sent him to physical therapy three times a week one summer to try to help him, but it didn't really do much. He gets called Nelly a lot at school. DH finally introduced him to Neil Patrick Harris and now Neil is getting into magic and not begging to use his middle name all the time.

Audrey is the child you brag about. You braid her hair each night after her shower and in the morning she has shiny waves. She tells people at school she's an only child and has gone so far as to tell friends that you are just babysitting for Neil when they've asked why he's over when they've come for playdates. Audrey does cheerleading and looks so cute. On more than one occasion you have "forgotten" to include Neil in the holiday newsletter picture.

DH feels for Neil, and drinks a little more than he should. Once, he slapped Neil on the back in a friendly way and he went flying into a bookcase, breaking his glasses and leaving him with bruises, and DH cried a tiny bit telling you. Audrey has athlete's foot, but hasn't told you. [/quote]

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