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[quote=Anonymous]Droolings, droolings, droolings!

I am in ICELAND, land of lagoons and oodles of summer tourists—shoutout to the individual in the black jacket with the crooked part who is in our group selfie. We could not contain our joy at being together for an additional five seconds for you to relocate, and I was so PUMPED to share an Iceland shot that I couldn’t be bothered with any one of six dozen apps that can instantly erase stray heads from otherwise memorable photos. Also, proof of life, IYKYK Tra la la!

It’s so good to be ME. As you can see, I’m with my CREW, continuing the BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT FIFTIETH BIRTHDAYPALOOZA. I may have mentioned I turned 50 this past week and I’m so honored that my dear, dear, friends flew here to celebrate me and a couple of other people who are acthally insignificant but tagging them because BESTIEEEEES! Ride or dies for life!

Also, I live here now. I might have said that about some of my previous MeCamp locations, but I really mean it this time because…PUFFINS! I’ve told my team to forward my fan mail, which will likely require an ocean liner or maybe the United States Navy’s Atlantic Fleet because so many people LOVE ME, but your girl is now an OUTLANDER. Icelander, whatever. I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart droolings. Can you see it?

As you can see, my RIVER CREW and I have been joined by our men (Whew!)  <praying hands emoji praying hands emoji praying hands emoji > #UnderContractBaby

We are having a SIMPLY MARVELOUS time celebrating my fiftieth - you only turn 50 once, bealeagureds, and we are TOTALLY blending in with all the outlanders. Icelanders, whatever, tra la la! Who knew word shirts and bandana headwear were de rigeur this far north, but they are! And if they aren’t thetrevorbarrettproject is starting a new trend with his rad-biker-black-man-theater-nerd lewk. Isn’t it PRESH? So many people have recognized us. I am UNHINGED. We love how you love our love.

Pls note the lack of tagging thetrevorbarretproject  - it’s a HILARIOUS game we’re playing with each other online, and clearly, I’m winning, BABY. #TakeThat

Our RIDICULOUSLY fun activities so far have included boat rides, an indoor tomato farm and watching smoke come out of the ground. It’s geowhizzical or geothermal or some such phenomenon - WHATEVER; I’m a writer, which means I’m a WORD GIRL and not a science girl or scientist or whatever you call science girls. But science is a good thing, and we follow it and post memes about it, but only when it’s trending tra la la. Today, we’re in ICELAND. Or rather, I am. Please live vicariously through me since I SO needed this vacation to recover from doing life back in Bewda.

Since SO MANY of you have been in my DMs asking about my outfits - I feel SO ADORED -  I’m planning to put together an Iceland Shopping Guide with links and coupon codes, so STAY TUNED on how to get my not-at-all-awkwardly-fitting clambake pants, my ADORABLE fanny pack, and of course, my mamaw shoes so you can replicate my exact style. If you’re not planning your own Iceland adventure - which you SHOULD DO IMMEDIATELY - then don’t worry, all of these items will be in the Jane Capstitcher Holiday Grift Guide. Which will be out in October. I know you can’t wait. SQUEE!

Everyone is having the best time. We’re all blending in and getting along, and there’s no awkwardness, as you can surely tell from my hastily slapped-together pictures - ESPESH that last one. We’re having a BLAST.

Because we’re in ICELAND, and I’m 50. 
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