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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]55 pages and I haven't seen my son's name yet: Theodore.  (Not sure what we will name the second, DH likes Colette and I like Josephine for a girl, no clue for a boy.)[/quote]

Your husband is a slight and flinchy man. He weighs 125 lbs soaking wet. He works as an accountant and writes peevish emails to the neighborhood listserv. You're taller than him, and overweight. You think of yourself as confident and outgoing, but most people see you as brash and overbearing. You've got a nasty streak that you try to hide, but not very well. You love to gossip with your husband about work and other parents at your charter school, which is Inspired Teaching or Mundo Verde. Both you and your husband put a lot of energy into your careers, though neither of you realizes that you're not on the advancement track. This is especially sad because the energy you spend on work comes at Theo's expense. He's a sickly child with deep set eyes. He has asthma and a nearly constant runny nose. You think you're being liberal and teaching him responsibility by letting him choose his own clothes at 8 years old and making him responsible for washing them and his own showers. In reality this means he is usually dressed in mismatched, grubby clothes that smell vaguely of pee. [/quote]

Downer![/quote]

I call em like I see em.[/quote]

Really? That's what you got from Theodore and Colette/Josephine? Seriously. Such a downer.

Theodore's mom here, this is funny, you would be very surprised if you actually met us.  I'm 5'8" and I am the one who is 125 pounds soaking wet, but who knows, that might be considered overweight to the DCUM people!  DH is 6'2".  Theodore is happy blonde/blue eyed kid who is usually dressed in Janie and Jack thanks to his grandparents.  We plan on private school, I don't even know the charter schools you mentioned. :)

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