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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Similar question here. My baby is only three weeks old and we are on a strict bonding schedule. My mother is the only one besides DH and myself who is allowed to handle the baby. MIL has been allowed to see the baby through the window of the front door. She has been good about bringing over meals and my husband goes out to get the food and give her our laundry to wash. Now she says she wants to come inside and see the baby. I am breastfeeding and tired, so I don't want anyone else in here other than the cleaning service my in-laws sent over. I think my husband is weakening toward her, but I say, my baby, my rules. Please help.[/quote]

Go to your doctor and get a 'scrip for Valium. Your next step is to make a nice little drink that I like to call a "Sweet Dream":

1) Crush up the Valium, and mix it up with simple syrup to line the rim of a cocktail glass, margarita-style
2) Pour your favorite alcoholic beverage into said glass. Drink up!
3) Don't forget to pump and dump!
4) Once the Sweet Dream kicks in, you'll be ready to let MIL in for 20 minutes. Set an egg timer. Once the timer goes off, get dat baby back.
5) If she doesn't leave promptly, give her what I like to call a "Size 9er in the Vaginer" roundhouse kick

Congrats on Baby Brynwyn Emmaline Rose!!![/quote]

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