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[quote=Anonymous]What are some of your comical and crazy bad stories? I'll give you 2 of mine: Around date 3 or 4 I shared that my father had passed away in uncommon circumstances. My date exclaimed "Wow, that's a great anecdote!" Another time on a 1st date a man, after downing 3 glasses of wine in under 2 hours told me: 1) He has participated in orges with the wives of his previous employers 2) His two recent ex girlfriends are "sluts" and "psycho bitches" 3) He had had two sexual harassment lawsuits taken out against him: one for addressing an assistant as "hey sexy" and the other for making an ambiguously lewd comment about what he would like to do to a baked potato at a mixed-company dinner. I was just reminded of that last story and it gave me a good laugh, so I decided to start this thread for fun. [/quote]
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