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[quote=Anonymous]I went shopping with my mom this weekend.  She doesn't get out much.  It was so much fun!  Here is a sample of her delightful conversation with me:

Mom:  "Wow you really need to work on that stomach area you have going on here.  Are there some exercises you can do or something?"

5 minutes later

Mom:  "Oh, look at these lovely dresses!  I think they're designed to be flattering for skinny people, though, so let's move on."

5 minutes later

Mom:  "Your friend Kate (who we saw earlier that morning) still has a big tummy from that baby (that she had a month ago).  She used to be so thin!  The fat after the second baby must be awfully hard to lose!"  (I'm an only, and I had DS2 18 mo ago)

5 minutes later

Mom:  "A size 8?  Really?  Can we please be realistic here?  Are you living in some sort of fantasy land?"

5 minutes later

Mom:  "I like this store (Talbots).  See, the fabrics are nice and thick and everything is lined.  Helps hide the little rolls of fat."

5 minutes later

Mom:  "A size 10?  Really?  Well, I like that you have some ambition."

And so on and so forth.  Really, it was a delightful afternoon.  [/quote]

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