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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]No, I don't do anything for my pet's birthday. Of course, I (a) am not an idiot; (b) do not anthropomorphize animals; (c) have a life, and (d) know that my cat doesn't care about her birthday. How do I know this? Because she's a fucking cat. I swear, I read things like this and I start to believe that universal suffrage is a tragic mistake. [/quote] Boy, some kid is going to be so lucky to have you as a parent! You're just so fun and full of life![/quote] +1 I'm sorry life has made you so bitter. Makes me grateful for my cheerful outlook. [/quote]
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