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[quote=Anonymous]I think I posted this story before. Several years ago, on the day I moved into a new apartment, I heard a commotion across the street. Two women were shouting at each other. A heavy woman was accusing a skinny woman of trying to steal her husband. The skinny woman said that she wasn't-- and that the husband wasn't worth stealing. After much screaming and swearing from both, the skinny woman slapped the heavy one. The cops came and hauled the skinny woman off, while she was crying and yelling "Please don't arrest me in front of my babies!" Her kids (and several neighbors) had been watching the argument. As they were hauling her away, the heavy woman was hollering after her, "Don't worry! I'll take care of your kids until you get back!" And she did. In case you were wondering, that first day did set the tone for life in that neighborhood. I moved as soon as I could![/quote]
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