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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My mother expects her introverted family to make a huge, gushing displays over every single gift. (Oh, a 10-piece bath set, let me open every single bottle, smell them all, pass the bottles around, put some on my hands, make insightful & meaningful comments about the scent differences of the sugar cookie body lotion versus the brown sugar hand lotion, it does smell just like a fresh baked apple pie, the body puff is so puffy and is green so matches my towels, the wire basket is really cute and I can reuse to as a tissue holder, let me find some matches to light the candle, maybe I'll immediately run a bath....)  Doesn't matter if it is socks, a coat, a book, puzzle.....We all know that whatever we do will never be right.  We open the gifts like one must contain a jack-in-the-box, knowing one will cause her to let out a big sigh and leave the room.[/quote]

Well done PP.  Please come here to rehash with us after this year's ordeal![/quote]

LOVED this bit. So funny.

My MIL is like this, and she gives shit gifts, so you really have to work on those acting skills to get through it. [/quote]

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