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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Is there anybody else whose spouse spends at least 4 hours per day on iPad but doesnt have time for any intimacy (outside some perfunctory weekly sex that begins and ends with the iPad)?

Screw that damned iPad!! I'm ready to start dating again (but still married)[/quote]

You could always watch porn together on the iPad.

Kidding aside, DW gets ready for bed when we put the kids to bed (8-ish), plays on her iPad for an hour or so and goes to sleep.

But consider yourself lucky - you're getting "intimacy" at 4x the rate I am. Our sex life is like the old joke:

[quote]A man walks into a drug store with his 11-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asked, "What are these, Dad?
 
To which the man matter-of-factly replied, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them when they have sex."

"Oh, ok," replied the boy. He looked over the display and picked up a package of 3 and asked, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replied, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" said the boy. He noticed a 6 pack and asked, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answered, "TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asked, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."[/quote][/quote]

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