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[quote=Anonymous]Here's the one I hate (DD learned it at private school this year) There's a place on mars where the women smoke cigars and the men wear bikinis and the children drink martinis. Every breath you take is enough to kill a snake. when the snake is dead, you put roses on his head when the roses die, you put diamonds in his eyes when the diamonds crack, you put mustard on his back when the mustard fades, you call the king of spades when the king of spades comes he says "Freeze! Freeze! American cheese! Please don't show your butt to me!"[/quote]
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