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[quote=Anonymous]1.  Your kid is not tall and not fast.  Your kid is not going Division I.
2.  Your child's outside club coach, to whom you and the other parents are paying tens of thousands of dollars, might not be the most unbiased observer or your child's ultimate athletic potential.
3.  Please stop screaming at the officials/referees/umpires.  You're often not right about the rules and you are embarrassing your child and this school.
4.  Is your child worried about lack of playing time, or are [b]you[/b] worried about your child's lack of playing time?
5.  Please let your child talk to the coach about playing time before you intervene.
6.  If you say "my kid would kill me if s/he knew I was calling you" maybe that's an indication your call was a bad idea.
7.  If you say "we're not the type of parents who complain" we instantly know that you (a) not only complain all the time; but (b) are probably delusional about it.
8.  That college coach that you think doesn't care what the high school coach thinks?  Just called about your kid.
9.  You can't will your kid to be a great athlete by your desire or your bank account.  See # 1 above.
10.  We love having your kid on our team.  You, we could take or leave . . . [/quote]

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