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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I make jokes about religion and my religious heritage, Roman Catholic, all the time.  Then, after laughing, I add that I am going to hell for that one!

Also, I have a pretty serious Protestant friend who I refer to as "heretic" and he calls me "papist."  Among my Jewish friends, when we are in a SNAFU, usually involving our wives - affectionately known as the die frauen - one of will ask "why is this night different from any other?"  I am also the goy.

Some of my lesser jokes -

I am a submarine Catholic.  I come up at Christmas and Easter! 
How many Orthodox (Christians) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  None. The Orthodox do not like change. 
When God said "Let there be light!"  I think he meant "Bud Lite!"

Would a temple wear a thong?

Jesus said in my father's house there are many rooms.  Unfortunately, your (Protestants room) will be by the ice and vending machines!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jrh_uuPmd0[/url][/quote]

We often joke with our Protestant friends. God gave us alcohol; He gave you birth control.  It is all parr of natural family planning. How else do you think we end up with all these kids?[/quote]

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