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[quote=Anonymous]I did the vent post about my aging parents and decided it would be helpful to read people's funny experiences. Here are a few to start the thread.. "Somebody stole my car from the hospital parking lot. Oh my gawd. Go call the police. Get security over here. What kind of an ass steals a car from a hospital?" 1 minute later I found my mother's car, exactly where she parked it. "Oh, hello. So glad you visited. How is the new baby doing? Did you bring her?" I was/am "the new baby" she was referring to. When I visited my grandma in the nursing home as she got closer to passing away, she always thought I was my mother. Sobs..."My dying wish is for you to settle down and get married already. Why haven't you found anyone yet? You know I'm dying right? Do it for me." My grandma said this to me when I was 16. She lived another decade, but I didn't marry until 30.[/quote]
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