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[quote=Anonymous]What I like to do with people who are slightly crazy, is treat them like they're NOT crazy, and then act like they're crazy for saying or doing anything at all the slightest bit crazy. Here are some phrases I want you to practice saying in the mirror at least three times a day: 1. Mom/Phyllis, everyone here is as excited as you are, so of COURSE they want a turn holding the baby too! Please pass Baby Larla to DH. 2. Mom/Phyllis, I'm the one who just gave birth, so if I want to bond with my newborn I get to - please hand me the baby now. Thanks! 3. DH and I are finished having visitors for the day now. Please give me back the baby; it was SO GOOD seeing you today; thanks for coming! [/quote]
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