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[quote=Anonymous]OK, rarely am I at a loss for snark to post on DCUM but this one has even me perplexed. We, as parents of a cute little rising 4th grade DS, just got this thing in the mail. Truly, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Was muth-a presented?"  "If yes, please specify year and city?"  (I was presented with a new cell phone that I won at a raffle in Baltimore in 2011; does that count??)

"Has your child had any previous Ballroom Dancing instruction?" (Oh, sure.. he started when he was two. Sic on the improper capitalization in this question, just FYI.)

"Please list Social Clubs"  (All I can think of is the neighborhood Friday night wine-drinking group, but I doubt this is what she has in mind.)

"How long has the family lived in the Washington area?"  (OMG, it says AREA! Do they let in people from Burke?  What about Rockville?)

Please tell me that this is all a joke and that Mrs. Edmund Gordon Simpson, as she so elegantly signed the (poorly written) cover letter, is just a relic from about 1958?

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