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[quote=Anonymous]OP, tell your son's very seriously that you have been researching on the internet and that frequent uncontrollable farting can be a sign of a digestive disorder. You are quite concerned about the amount of farting that has been going on, and anyone who truly can't control it will be going to see a proctologist for a full check up. Mention that prior to a full workup by the proctologist, they will need to fast for a day, and then you will give them a suppository to help clear things out. Oh, they don't know what a suppository is? You may explain. By the time you get to the description of an enema treatment, they will be highly motivated to keep their farting away from you.[/quote]
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