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[quote=Anonymous]I just had an experience I’ve never had before and never want to repeat. I was about to get into my car to drive to work, and I felt like I had to fart. So, I farted. And instead of a gust of air, liquidy poop came out. Dear reader, I shat myself. The horror of this realization was only equaled by the panic about what it was doing to my work pants. Of course I was already running late this morning. I bustled inside, cleaned myself up, and started a small load of laundry. But WTF?! What is this new hell? Is this common?? Is this going to start happening to me more? Do I need to wear Depends now?? Anyone else BTDT?[/quote]
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