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[quote=Anonymous]Last year Aunt Larla got drunk and told everyone The History of Her Vagina. Every UTI she ever had, each yeast infection, what she did to cure them, what she thought caused them, what she does to try to prevent them, etc. We were all in shock. Uncle Larlo just tries to watch football (we don't have a tv) and then tries to talk us into getting a tv (we haven't ever had one, it's not changing) and THEN tries to talk to everyone about football and is disappointed nobody cares. We're all creative types. We will talk about choreography, new museum exhibits, musical arrangements, etc. Poor Uncle Larlo is an island unto himself. Larlo Jr. just sat with his head in his phone the entire time unless you told him to do something. "Larlo, please go help Carlo bring in more soda from the garage." Larla Jr tries to create gossip and infighting and is shocked it doesn't work. "Carlo, I heard your mom is really disappointed in you." "Jarlo, how come. your dad was telling my mom he's cutting you out of his will?" It's hilarious how bad her attempts are. [/quote]
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