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[quote=Anonymous]Splash splash, You’ll be squirting out your ass, All throughout that very fine night. Glug glug, You’ll be chuggin’ all that jug, Till the porcelain throne feels right. Bowel prep party, yeah, you know the scene, Running down the hall like a laxative machine! Flip flop, tummy gonna pop, Sit right down and let it drop, drop, drop! Sip sip, Gotta finish every drip, Doctor wants that colon to shine. Flush flush, Ain’t no need to rush, Clear as day by the time you recline. They’ll scope you in the morning, But tonight’s the mess, With your Netflix queue and a bathroom confess! Splish splash, it’s a cleansing bash, Your gut’s clean as a pane of glass! [/quote]
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