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[quote=Anonymous]My advice: "Dear Twatwaffle, After carefully considering the patently absurd terms of the job, I have concluded that you are devastatingly mentally deficient and horrifically unqualified for any meaningful role at this firm. It is now increasingly apparent that the genetic disaster that must have lead your frayed synapses to invent such a plan is, unfortunately, an untreatable condition. I am thus without option but to tender my resignation. If however, you are prepared to make the work environment somewhat less unpleasant than dragging my testicles through shards of glass for a mile, I will reluctantly consider remaining at the firm. You are a cancer on society. Regards, Shittles" [/quote]
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