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[quote=Anonymous]Well, my MIL talks incessantly about her bowel movements! Come on. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear about the 7 hour bus trip up to see us and how on the stop off she had to go to 'the toilet'. And how she will plan before she goes home on having a bowel movement before she gets back on the bus, to make it more convenient. I then don't want to be reminded again on her last day with us, her plan. Then I don't want to be told, while we're eating dinner, that 'oh, the fibre is working. Great, now I won't need to go on the bus'. I then again don't need to be told after said BM that it 'went well' and all is good for the bus trip. I don't want to be reminded constantly that the jar of fibre-rich food she places in our cupboard helps keep her regular. My husband and I now have a little game, to help us deal with it, that we count how many references to her BM's are made during her 3 day visit with us. Wow, I really don't want to grow old, and that be the most important thing in my mind. [/quote]
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