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[quote=Anonymous]I can do you one better. Our apartment complex has a security guard who is 50s, at least 400 pounds, lazy eye, walks with a limp, balding, rotten teeth, very stupid. He somehow landed a smoking hot 18 year old girlfriend. The only thing I’ve been able to come up with: 1. She had major daddy issues 2. He’s been grooming her since she was 16/17 (he’s mentioned to me he waited to sleep with her until she hit 18, which I doubt) 3. I’m fairly certain he does drugs (meth teeth) and is her supplier. Also keep in mind he may be telling you he’s broke and lives with his dad, but he’s probably walking back to his truck with the $50 tip you gave him and flashing how much money he has to those girlfriends (“they gave me $50! By the end of the day, I’ll have over $300 in tips!”) Also the fact that he has a new gf every week means they probably figure it out and bail pretty quickly. [/quote]
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