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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]do most teachers like to say that? just got another one on the report card comment - the fourth time in three years. back in K i was really touched by it, but after these years? it got old....[/quote]

Take your pick . . . b/c this is what the teacher is REALLY thinking:

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a vill age somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000 ,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. 
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