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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]As if we needed more drama in our electoral cycle. Gotta give her credit for milking her fame for all it's worth while there's still attention on her and some poor souls may actually buy it.
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https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/melania-trump-teases-bombshell-memoir-saying-it-s-time-for-the-truth/ss-AA1q3Keo?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=cd4fbcdf79a04ec2bfd4efc717951474&ei=10
Melania Trump teases bombshell memoir, saying it's time for the truth

Melania Trump teased her bombshell tell-all memoir with a dramatic black-and-white video, saying it was time to tell her perspective: 'the truth.' Her book, simply titled 'Melania,' will be released on October 1st. It is available for pre-order on Amazon for $30. 'Writing this memoir has been a deeply personal and reflective journey for me,' she said in a video posted to her social media accounts.[/quote]

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Kepitileast peeg, mind own beezeniss. I write book to tell story of seemple slavic hoebag on-the-make who come to New World to work as top-paid glamour companion to weelthy beezenissmans only to yend up weeth fat sheetbag who hass tiny hands and ease broke.

So our heroine eenivests her few remaining pennies een hard-shell plasteeck mask-face that hold up to all weathers and requires leetle maintenance.

She wear theese plasteeck mask-face as she embarks on new adventures to find real beezenizz man, one who ease not broke and does not speend each night whining and crying “I lose! I know I lose! I lose to laughing bleck woman and hear sidekeeck, thee freendly footballs coach…. Then they send me preezon. I know they send me preezon!”

Finally she meat new actual-rich beeznenizz man who ease not broke.

But when he find about her former favorite slogan, "Fock Chreezemas and Fock Dee Keeds een Cages," he dump her, mask and all. Ease real tragedy.

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